Val Muller

The Electronic Wordsmith

As many of you may know, I went into labor during the recent crippling snowstorm and had to rely on emergency personnel to transport me to the hospital. Heroes like the responders who braved the storm never get enough thanks. It’s a theme I tried to emphasize in Corgi Capers: Curtain Calls and Fire Halls, but now I have the chance to thank some real-life rescuers. Below is the letter I wrote to those who helped me make it to the hospital in time for the birth of my daughter–and to all those who keep us safe every day. The original can be found at this link: http://www.loudountimes.com/letters/article/egger_usung_heroes_provided_shelter_from_the_storm432

As we continue digging out from under feet of snow from the recent storm, I wanted to take a moment to express my gratitude toward the emergency services personnel of Loudoun County.

Just before midnight on January 23, I went into labor two weeks early. On a whim, I had decided to stay with a friend so that I would be closer to the hospital “just in case.” When “just in case” actually happened, I was worried about how I would possibly make it to the hospital.

With the storm having raged for more than twenty-four hours, all cars were buried, and roads were still covered. Feet seemed as insurmountable as miles in such conditions. 
  I had no choice but to call 911.

Within moments, several firefighters arrived and were busy digging out the parking lot and surrounding streets so that one of their smaller vehicles could pass through to transport me to an ambulance waiting on a main road. Though I expected to wait close to an hour for help to arrive, help arrived almost immediately. Despite treacherous road conditions and the need to circumvent abandoned vehicles, we made it to the hospital safely.

Snow lovers often think it’s fun to experience a blizzard, but many of us only think of warm blankets, hot chocolate, and movie marathons by the fire. I witnessed firsthand the dedication of the emergency workers who put their lives and comfort at risk to help others.

Thanks to their efforts, I was able to make it to the hospital in time to safely deliver a baby girl. I wish I could thank each of them by name―many did introduce themselves―but there were too many heroes involved that evening for me to have met them all. And so, I offer my gratitude to the rescue workers who dedicate themselves to helping others, come rain or hail―or 7winter storm Jonas.

Welcome to the Spot Writers. Today’s contribution comes from RC Bonitz, author of DANGEROUS DECISIONS, which was released in September. The prompt for this month is “how could he do a thing like that?”.

HOW COULD HE DO A THING LIKE THAT?

by RC Bonitz

I met her six months ago today. Mark, our Clinical Director, introduced her at the regular Tuesday morning Clinical Dept. meeting, one more social worker joining our ranks. Except she was not the typical social worker. Vera Bingham, the most striking woman I had ever seen, late twenties I guessed, flowing light auburn hair that looked like it had been permanently sun-bleached, a perfect figure, and eyes that glowed with life. She knocked my socks off.

He showed up three days later to fill our last vacant social worker position. I made the mistake of calling him Bill and got a curt, “The name is William,” for my trouble. William Rankin looked to be in his late twenties too, was about five foot eight, prematurely balding and generally non-descript. His claim to fame was that he was working on his doctorate. I was not impressed.

Vera was. As soon as we met I tried to make friends with her. I managed to join her for lunch in the café once and bought her coffee twice, but that lasted all of the three days before Mr. William showed up. The next time I tried to join her for coffee he got there before me. Join her for lunch, he was there. Sit next to her at a clinical meeting, he was there. I began to suspect they were checking with each other before leaving their offices. You know, like, “Want to go for coffee? See you in the café.”

I caught the clues. Weak chin and all, he was numero uno. I capitulated without a murmur of dissent. Can’t fight city hall as they say.

Things chugged right along, getting warmer all the time. Soon they were holding hands at clinical meetings. When he caught some flak for a technique he followed in treating an abused child, only Vera defended him.

The open question everybody on staff discussed ad infinitum was, when would they announce their engagement. Sleeping together we figured was a fait accompli.

Walking down the hall about ten fifteen this morning I met Vera coming out of Bill, er, pardon me, William’s office. Tears streamed down her face and she brushed past me in a rush, shrugging off my brief attempt to stop her.

My medieval knighthood gallantry came to the fore and I barged into William’s office.

“What was that about? What did you do to her?” I demanded.

“Nothing,” he replied, offering me a look of total innocence.

“Come off it. You did something.”

“She’s upset ’cause I told her I don’t want to get married.”

“You broke it off you mean,” I snapped.

He nodded. “She has too much hair on her arms.”

“What?”

“She has hairy arms. I can’t have that in my woman.”

I stared at him. He broke off a serious relationship because Vera had hair on her arms? How could he do a thing like that? I stared at him for a second, then turned and left his office. I’d have to add that to my “Not For Me” no dating list. No sense getting too involved with a doomed relationship.

DANGEROUS DECISIONS is available now. I hope you enjoy it. RC Bonitz


 

The Spot Writers–our members:

RC Bonitz: rcbonitz.com

Val Muller: https://valmuller.com/blog/

Catherine A. MacKenzie: http://writingwicket.wordpress.com/wicker-chitter/

Tom Robson: Blog pending

 

 

 

 

 

http://barkingrainpress.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/510x765-Padre-200x300.jpgToday I had the chance to chat with fellow Barking Rain Press author Jennifer Leeper. Jennifer is the author of  Padre: The Narrowing Path (description at bottom of post), a book I very much enjoyed. Check out Jennifer’s advice on finding inspiration for writing. Then, click the link for a free preview and coupon code for her novel. 

Inspired Words

Where do I find inspiration for my writing? It’s a question that other writers and non-writers alike ask me on a fairly frequent basis, and for every writer there is a unique answer because a writer’s inspiration is very personal. I’m going to delve into several different ways to get inspired to write, all of which fall under either passive or active inspiration umbrellas.

Passive Inspiration

For writers who would rather let inspiration materialize naturally – whether through the senses or the mind – there are many types of passive inspiration, such as:

  • Reading – Writers can learn not only how to write from reading other writers, but what to write about and whether it’s an overarching theme you want to emulate in your own fiction, or the smallest of details of another writer’s story you hope to build your own fictional world around, other writers have the power to inspire their own literary kind.
  • Go to the movies – Great films can offer great escapes, but for writers they can be launch pads for great fiction. Emotionally engaging characters, plots and dialogue can be the subconscious seeds of great storytelling on the page.
  • Take a hike – Being in nature can open a writer’s senses and mind to new ideas, and it’s even been proven that being in the great outdoors can boost creativity. A group of Outward Bound backpackers scored 50 percent higher on a creativity test following a multi-day wilderness expedition.

 Active Inspiration

 Those storytellers who prefer to play more proactive, organized roles in hunting after their inspiration can through activities such as:

  • Writing workshops – Workshops are great settings for getting the creative juices flowing, whether it comes from listening to other writers reading their works or tossing ideas back and forth with your fellow wordsmiths in stream-of-consciousness brainstorming sessions.
  • Retreat! Writers retreats combine beautiful landscapes with workshops and other structured activities where writers can proactively seek out opportunities for inspiration.
  • Enter themed writing contests – Themed contests offer concrete direction, and these set themes can even be used outside of contests for personal writing projects.

J-LeeperInspiration can be found just about anywhere, from a conversation overheard at a coffee shop to a vivid dream that compels a writer to build new worlds out of his imaginary ones so that the world that isn’t imaginary can be inspired too.

Check out where inspiration has taken me through my writing at http://barkingrainpress.org/padre-the-narrowing-path/, where you can experience my spiritual thriller Padre: The Narrowing Path. Don’t forget to stop by Barking Rain Press again in Spring 2016 to check out my short story collection, Border Run and Other Stories.

Resources: http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/news/20121212/hiking-nature-creativity

About the book:

Russell Capshaw is a successful New York advertising executive who tries to stave off his mid-life crisis with an extended drug binge in the Far East. After treatment in a detox facility in Dublin, Ireland, he pays a visit to his estranged uncle, who has recently experienced a spiritual reversion to Catholicism—a faith that Russell himself left behind in childhood. Caught up in the spell of his uncle’s quiet devotion and the lush Irish landscape, Russell finds himself drawn to a new and very different life.

After joining the priesthood and taking the name Father John, he is sent to serve the parish of the Raramuri tribe in the canyons of the Sierra Madre in Mexico. There he learns that the tribesmen are being kidnapped by the local narcotrafficantes as forced labor for their drug fields.

As the Raramuri leaders carry out raids on the drug camps to rescue their enslaved people, Father John strives to keep from getting involved by focusing on restoring the parish church and ministering to the people. But as the violence escalates, the lines between spiritual and worldly matters are stretched to the breaking point in a final, bloody showdown between the villagers and the narcotrafficantes.

Since early on in this pregnancy, Yoda has seemed highly aware that something different is happening. Whether it was “protecting” me from his sister or my husband, or following me around the house, or guarding the hallway while I shower, he has seemed to adopt a need to protect.

(Not Leia—she has been jumping on me, bounding on my stomach as if nothing has changed).

One of Yoda’s favorite hobbies over the past months has been resting his head on my belly. The “Kid” seems to be aware of his presence, kicking right under Yoda’s chin. And when Yoda moves his chin, the Kid moves her kicks to match.

Yoda feeling the kicks.

Yoda feeling the kicks.

And when Yoda does rest his head on my stomach, he seems to do so deliberately, nosing me and making eye contact as if letting me know he’s about to do it—different from his usual curl-up-next-to-me behavior (which he usually does uninvited).

It’s strange, perplexing, and amazing that this occurs. It’s as if Dog and Kid have some kind of weird prenatal communication that I am not privy to.

The thing is, the Kid ignores our other dog, me, and my husband. If it’s not Yoda, she’ll kick when she wants to. But with Yoda, she seems to wake up and “play.”

Leia copying her brother--but the Kid doesn't want to play with her!

Leia copying her brother–but the Kid doesn’t want to play with her!

With the Kid’s arrival approaching, maybe Yoda can tell her not to show up during a snow storm!

Happy Friday, everyone!

 

After hearing so much about this book, I asked for it for Christmas, and it was the first new book I read this year. I read it a bit each morning while eating breakfast. When I begin reading books this way, I usually reach a point where I take them to bed with me and finish the last half or so in one sitting.

That was not the case with this book. Although I enjoyed it, I felt detached from the characters and was hoping for more gruesome or creepy twists and characters. Now don’t get me wrong. It was a good book. I think the curse of it was that I had heard so much praise about the book that my expectations were way too high. If I had heard nothing about the book beforehand, I probably would have been much more impressed. Sorry for the paradox.

The novel primarily follows a woman named Rachel. Without giving away too many details, Rachel is an unreliable narrator because she drinks too much. There are things she can’t remember, and as the reader I never felt sure I could trust her completely. Rachel takes a train each day and watches people and houses pass by, taking particular interest in the neighborhood where she used to live with her ex-husband. When a disappearance/murder takes place in the neighborhood, Rachel feel compelled to help, contacting the police with her observations and even interacting with the suspects.

The novel is told primarily through Rachel’s first person (very limited, especially with blackouts caused by drinking) point of view, though a few other women step in from time to time to narrate a section or two. The book is 322 pages, so it wasn’t excessively long, but I felt that parts at the beginning dragged just a bit. I went along with it, assuming the author was building up to something important about Rachel. In my mind, I had all kinds of theories, and each of them was creepier and more disturbing than what actually happened.

Don’t get me wrong—it’s a good book, and I have tastes that tend to run darker than average, so for me, the suspense in my mind was scarier than reality. I would still recommend it to readers wanting a thriller that’s sort of like a Hitchcock film with a female perspective. Themes of marriage, divorce, children and childlessness, and happiness in work/home life balance kept emerging. In that sense, the three main female characters started to blend together for me just a bit, and I’m not sure how a male reader would receive the novel.

This was Hawkins’ debut novel, so I look forward to seeing what else she has in store for us. I hope she goes even creepier next time!

Teaching English literature, I often encounter the theme of life versus art. Does art mirror life? Does life mirror art?

I awoke to a shock this week—like millions of others—to learn that David Bowie had passed away after an 18-month-long battle with cancer. As he kept his life relatively private, none of his fans were aware of his illness. In fact, I had just added his newest CD, Blackstar, to my Amazon wishlist (I have since purchased it). And I had just watched the newest video he released, “Lazarus,” and pondered why it seemed so morbid.

David Bowie has been a favorite artist of mine for decades. Though I am not quite old enough to be able to claim that I have followed him from the start, I followed him from as early as possible. I have always admired him as a talented singer whose voice adds emotion and meaning and depth that moves beyond the mere lyrics of a song. I’ve admired his entrepreneurial nature in a business sense and in the sense that he constantly rebranded himself into different personas. His music never grew stale; his albums always pushed boundaries and experimented with new techniques and styles—something refreshing when the Hollywood model of creating more of the same (mediocrity) seems to prevail.

Bowie reminds me of one of my favorite television shows, Doctor Who, in that the Doctor regenerates every few seasons, played by a new actor with a new “spin” on the character’s personality—always changing, always growing, never fading—and thus keeping the character fresh. In some ways, Bowie and his various personas has done this over the decades. (Because of this connection, it had always been a hope of mine that Bowie would emerge to guest star on one of the episodes…)

What I especially admire, though, is how Bowie must have known about his impending death, and he refused to go quietly into the night. Instead, he did what he’s always done—he drew inspiration and created art. Watching the music video “Lazarus” again—this time after his death—brought chilling new meaning. In the video, Bowie is bedridden, a bandage over his eyes, and he seems heatedly to reach for a pen and scribble inspired words onto a page. With a skull on the table and an ominous closet into which he retreats at the end, the symbolism involved in his death is obvious. And the lyrics—mentioning him having unseen scars, “now in heaven,” having drama, being now known by everyone, and being free like a bluebird now—allude to his death. Even knowing his end, Bowie made art out of life. The video is a gift for his fans, showing that Bowie kept that human spirit until the end.

So why am I writing about the death of one of my favorite artists in a “Fantastic Friday” post? Bowie kept terminal cancer to himself (and only close loved ones) for eighteen months. All the while, he was still creating art. This sort of thing puts any of my problems into perspective. So I’m eight and a half months pregnant and have been complaining about feeling too zapped to do much novel writing lately. How can I be inspired when I have a ticking-human-time-bomb feeding off my resources, and my whole world about to change?

In fact, you may have noticed I have not been posting every Friday. Some weeks I’ve been claiming that I’m too zapped to write something inspirational or celebratory. Or too worried. After all, anything could go wrong in these last few weeks.

And that’s right—it can.

Anything could go wrong with any of us at any time.

And so what?

Witnessing the genius of Bowie’s last video—and listening to some of the lyrics in Blackstar and thinking about how they relate to Bowie making art out of his own inevitable end (all of our ends are inevitable)—has been incredibly inspirational to me.

Over Bowie’s career, the theme of stars and outer-space and extraterrestrial life has been a motif. I’ve been thinking about the fact that we’re all stardust, really. Ashes and dust. We’re given time here on earth, as humans. We don’t know how much time, and we don’t know the quality of our health during the time we have. But we are given time to be trapped in these human bodies. We can choose only what to do with that time. To sit and complain and worry and wait and hope, or to go out and do.

It’s up to us to create the vision of who we are. And like Bowie, we’re allowed to redefine that vision from time to time. The important thing is that we’re an active in our lives, that we are the drivers, the ones who react to what life throws our way. When we’re gone, we’ll be remembered by what we leave behind. As David Bowie tells us in “Lazarus,” “Everybody knows me now.”

And no one remembers those who simply sit, and worry, and wait.

 

Welcome to the Spot Writers. This week’s flash fiction comes to you from Val Muller, author of the young adult novel The Scarred Letter, a book dealing with bullying and truth in a world that lives a lie.

The prompt for this month: Opening sentence: “It’s still not clear what started it all.” Closing sentence: “What can be done to change that?”

Synced In

By Val Muller

It’s not clear what started it all. It may have been the Fitbit craze, the obsession over fitness-tracking watches and smartphone apps tracking movement, exercise, and calories. It may have been people’s use of GPS technology as a crutch, or the constant need to feel connected.

But now everyone at school was Synced In.

Except Charlie.

His parents were old school. Really old school. They’d home-schooled him until the tenth grade, at which point he needed the advanced courses offered at the local high school. When he first got there, he didn’t know how to log on to a computer, let alone use a mouse for that matter.

Not that many people were using a mouse anymore.

Now, the students held their fingers up to the sensor, and they were logged in, able to save their work, able to access countless databases. In gym class (they made Charlie take Gym with the freshmen), students logged into a computer terminal to track their pulses, their activity levels, and their caloric intakes for the day. Charlie was surprised there was no actual physical activity.

Charlie, who had not been Synced, flipped pages on an old-fashioned book with his old-fashioned finger and read about the benefits of cardiovascular work—without being asked to get up from his desk.

In fact, the teachers were all pretty lax compared to the books Charlie had read in preparation for life in public school. The teachers in the books were always sly and sneaky. They all seemed to have eyes in the back of their heads, to catch students sneaking around, and to have all kinds of clever ways of inspiring students into caring just a bit more about life.

Maybe books were art and life was life.

Or maybe life had just become too synced.

These teachers walked around with a small tablet attached to their belts the same way cops walked around with guns in the detective stories Charlie read as a kid. Attendance was taken as the students walked into the classroom—their Sync Chips scanned by each classroom’s infrared sensor. The teachers needed only to input Charlie’s presence manually, a task they did with the subtlest eye roll.

“Charlie, we need to get you Synced,” they would sigh.

They also had to manually enter his grades. With no finger sensor for him to log into the network, he could not complete the online courses the way the other students did. At first, he was met again with eye rolls. But after a while, his physics teacher seemed to enjoy the quaintness of a pen-and-paper activity. In the absence of immediate online feedback, Mr. Bloomton sat down with Charlie to review formulas and problem sets, to talk of theories and the best way to solve each assignment.

With the other kids, he simply checked their progress on his tablet, making sure the data fed correctly into his grading program.

Before long, Mr. Bloomton had spoken with Mr. Frierson, the public speaking teacher. The class couldn’t understand why Frierson abandoned the computer’s speech algorithm one day and asked the students to deliver an impromptu speech—actually standing in front of the class with everyone actually watching and not logged into their computers.

The next day, gym teachers around the school were perplexed at the irregular pulse rate and calorie readings reported from students’ devices, and they, too, spent time away from the automated programs. The students were especially tired that week, and parents came to visit—in person—with concerns about anomalous readings on their children’s devices.

With all the human interaction, teachers were more tired than usual, prompting calls from doctors’ offices calling for actual appointments rather than virtual ones. It made for a crazy week for most, but when Charlie’s parents asked him how he enjoyed being a public school student, he simply shrugged.

“A little different from what I expected at first, but now it seems to be a bit closer to normal. I probably would prefer to remain home schooled, but there is something unique about human interaction that I just can’t get at home. Besides, I need those upper-level science and match classes, so what can be done to change that?”

~*~

The Spot Writers–our members:

 RC Bonitz: rcbonitz.com

Val Muller: https://valmuller.com/blog/

Catherine A. MacKenzie: http://writingwicket.wordpress.com/wicker-chitter/

Tom Robson: Blog pending

 

Welcome to the Spot Writers. Today’s contribution comes from RC Bonitz, author of critically reviewed, DANGEROUS DECISIONS, which was recently released. The prompt for this month: Opening sentence: “It’s still not clear what started it all.” Closing sentence: “What can be done to change that?”

GRAFFITI

by RC Bonitz

It’s still not clear what started it all. He didn’t understand the meaning of the graffiti on the plate glass window; it was to him unintelligible glop. Except for two things. The letters NRA and a 2, both clear, both with black diagonal slashes through them. He’d heard about those symbols before.

“Can I clean up the mess now, Detective?” the gun shop owner said in an exasperated voice.

“Yeah, we got pictures,” Detective Sloan said.

“Do you need to get samples of the paint they used?”

Sloan frowned. The painter would be back, no need. And these guys were smart enough to use common spray paint you could buy anywhere. “It’s probably some generic stuff you can buy in any of a hundred stores.”

The shop owner snorted. “Too much work to trace a little graffiti paint?”

Sloan stared at the man. The temptation to tell the guy he’d been marked was testing, but he controlled his tongue. He knew what was coming, and the guy would find out for himself soon enough. The gun control people had given up on legal ways to limit gun sales. Their tactic now was simple–take out the gun dealers. Or blow up their shops. It was poetic justice in a way. They’d walk into a guy’s shop, buy a gun, and then use it on him later when there were no cameras or witnesses around. Sloan knew of four gun shops in the state that had ceased to exist so far and no one had a suspect yet.

“What’s wrong?” the shop owner asked.

Sloan shook his head. “You better protect yourself. We can provide security for a while, but we can’t do it forever.”

The shop owner blanched. “You figure this is like what happened to Jimmy Carlson over in Weston?”

Sloan nodded.

The guy gave him a sick stare. “What can be done to change that?”

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The Spot Writers–our members:

 

RC Bonitz: rcbonitz.com

Val Muller: https://valmuller.com/blog/

Catherine A. MacKenzie: http://writingwicket.wordpress.com/wicker-chitter/

Tom Robson

 

Blog pending

 

 

 

 

 

Happy New Year!

I’ve had several discussions with people who dislike holidays that celebrate or designate the passage of time—New Years, birthdays, even Labor Day denoting the end of summer. At times, I even agree. But as my dad always asks, would you rather the alternative?

So on New Year’s Day, let’s celebrate another year together and another year of possibilities.

Instead of dwelling on negatives, I prefer having a bit of fun, playing with the one time of year when we can say “I haven’t ____ all year” or “I haven’t ____ since last year” or “I’ve been ____ all year.”

For instance, just after midnight:

“I’ve been sitting on this couch all year. Time to get up.”

Or:

“I haven’t slept all year. Better get some shut-eye.”

Upon waking up on New Year’s Day:

“I’ve been sleeping most of the year away!” or “I haven’t eaten all year!”

Usable (hopefully) only for a limited time:

“I haven’t gone to the bathroom all year.”

And:

“I haven’t exercised all year. Time for the elliptical.”

Or:

“Those dirty dishes have been sitting in the sink since last year.”

Then there is fun you can have with loved ones. For instance:

“Have you showered today? No? Ewww, you haven’t showered all year!”

And if you’re a math geek:

“I’ve taken two showers so far this year. You’ve not taken any. That means the difference in our hygiene is so great, it’s an irrational number.”

Have dogs? New Year’s morning, you can feel like a bad pet owner:

“You poor puppies must be so hungry—I haven’t fed you all year!”

It goes on and on (though be careful, the jokes can get old!).

On a serious note, although we are the same people we were yesterday, New Years allows us the opportunity to revisit ourselves and make improvements. It’s never too late to revisit what you have or haven’t done all year—or decade—and make improvements.

Haven’t read a book all year? There’s always time to start.

It’s the middle of February and you still haven’t worked out? Why not start?

Perhaps the reason some of us don’t like to mark the passage of time is that it’s a reminder that time is finite—for us, anyway. We’re never promised a tomorrow, and that idea can be uncomfortable.

But if we look at the positive, having finite lives is a gift. It forces us to make the most of time—to recognize landmark holidays like New Years and revisit where we’ve come and where we’re going. It’s never too late to start exercising, or allow yourself that slice of chocolate cake, or tell someone how you really feel while you still can. And so as we have fun this New Years, be thankful for the limit of time and its power to help us strive.

Welcome to the Spot Writers. The prompt for this month is to use these words in a story or poem: star, pine bough, glass bulb, mistletoe.

A Visit from Saint Nicholas – and Others.

By Tom Robson

 

(With thanks and apologies to Clement Moore.)

 

“Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the condo,

The only ‘kid’ playing was my dad, on Nintendo.

The star sparkled brightly on the tree down below,

And hung right beside it was our mom’s mistletoe.

Concealed midst the pine boughs, so dense and so green

The white mistletoe berries could only be seen.

 

My pillowcase lay at the foot of the bunk.

I knew that, by morning, it would be full of ‘junk’.

My brother and sister lay in bed without sleeping,

From down in the kitchen they could hear mother weeping.

Her oven’s too small to fit her huge turkey.

And all she could serve to her kids was beef jerky.

 

Then out of the basement there came a loud curse.

I said to myself, “Now! What could be worse–

My mother upset or my dad in a rage?”

Then outside the window the sky came ablaze.

I jumped from my bunk to see what was alight,

But I didn’t believe when my eyes saw this sight.

A fire truck was coming. It’s lights were all flashing.

My kid brother and sister said “Cor! This is smashing!

Can we go out and see where the fire is, please?”

I said, “Are you crazy! Your fingers will freeze.

You’d have to dress up from your head to your toe.

Cos the temperature out there is thirty below.”

 

The fire truck stopped right outside our front door.

Out of the truck leaped brave firemen, four.

Quickly they started to unfurl their hoses.

The reason why suddenly came to our noses.

“Fire!” yelled my sister. “It’s here! This is fun!”

“Get down here, you kids! We’re on fire!” shouted mom.

 

The room filled with smoke. We dropped flat to the floor.

I reached out my hand but it touched a hot door.

“Too late to go that way! To the window! Let’s go!

Now both of you take a tight grip of my toe.”

Have you ever tried crawling, with two kids holding tight

To your toes, as you creep round a room, black as night?

As we got to the window we heard a loud CRASH!!!

So we finished our crawl in a shower of glass.

 

Then, through the smashed window, what should appear

But a frightening figure, all dressed in fire gear.

He was clad in thick clothes from his head to his toes

And out of his headpiece emerged a black hose.

His eyes stared out at us through a bulb made of glass

And he carried a fire-axe to clear a safe pass.

A voice! It was distant! He talked like Darth Veda.

It said, “Please don’t be frightened, kids. I’m here to save ya.”

 

He picked up little Becky, and then tiny Tim.

Passed them out to another masked man looking in.

I said, “Don’t you touch me! I can manage alone!”

But he picked me up like I was just skin and bone.

Put me over his shoulder in a fireman’s hold

And took me to safety out into the cold.

 

With us each in a blanket, (mom and dad too,)

We watched the flames flicker, red, yellow and blue.

Our house it was burning and naught could be done.

This was just one more game Mario Brothers had won.

Dad said that, when he entered the Castel of Doom,

The TV exploded, igniting the room.

“Oh! What’ll we do? And it’s Christmas as well!!!”

Cried our mom. Just then we heard it, clear as a church bell,

A jingle! And emerging from out of the smoke

Came this sled-like vehicle and this very odd bloke.

 

Eight reindeer that pulled him had this very odd cough.

My father said, “This is no joke! Now clear off!

Get back to Walmart. This is no place for you,

Unless you’re a volunteer fireman, too.”

The man in the red suit and singed, wispy beard,

(Which made him look more than a little bit weird,)

Said, “I’m not a fireman! Oh, dear me, no.

It’s me, Santa Claus! Cough! Cough! Cough! Ho Ho Ho!

 

“I’ve brought you this ticket. Your future is fine.

It’s the winner of Saturday’s 6/49.”

As mam and dad thanked him for the life-saving prize,

He fixed us three kids with his red, smoke filled eyes,

“You kids! Look for sacks marked with your three name tags.

An elf put one for you each on that sleigh filled with bags.”

 

We found them; and as we began to explore

What was in those three bags, we heard this loud roar.

Santa had taken, from out of his pocket,

And attached to his sleigh, a miniature space rocket.

“Emergency measure!” he yelled with elation.

“Save my reindeer who are suffering from smoke inhalation.

And Rudolph, my guide, has a nose black from fire.

That’s it for tonight, I’ll have to retire.”

With a last, ”Ho Ho Ho!” he headed for home,

Leaving all of the firemen, and our family, alone.

 

Now all the town’s children, including us three,

Did not find any Christmas gifts under the tree

At that Christmas time when our condo burnt down.

All the other children from all across town,

Could not work out (though they tried hard to guess,)

Why that Christmas their gifts came by Courier Express.

-Tom Robson. (Original version written in 1992 for his grade six students. Revised December, 2015)

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