Val Muller

The Electronic Wordsmith

In celebration of Halloween, my favorite holiday, I decided to dedicate the month of October to reviewing horror books and books with a spooky bent. That said, I realized one month just isn’t long enough. So I’ve extended my reviews into the month of September, too. So get ready for nine weeks of horror reviews!

Food for Crows by Aurelio Rico Lopez III

I sat down intending to read a few pages of this zombie novella while waiting for someone, and I ended up reading the whole thing in one sitting. Needless to say, it’s a compelling read. But as is the case with most zombie stories, you have to be a fan of gore, violence, and profanity. The story follows a protagonist named Paul who finds himself one of the only survivors of an unexplained zombie apocalypse. He meets a boy named Rey who insists they save his sister, Camille, who was last seen being chased by a hoard of zombies.

What I enjoyed most was the narrator’s personality. From the start, he was a sympathetic character, even with his rough edges. His tone, though angry at times, was laced with humor and wit. We learn about his past—he is/was a fan of music and instruments, and he even begins teaching Rey how to play the guitar before venturing to save his sister. These details, coupled with the impossible conditions he faces and disturbing nightmares, made me root for him the whole time.

The shortcoming of the novella is that… it’s a novella. It’s a quick read, and fans might be itching for more.

There’s just something interesting about zombie stories. Of course they’re terrifying—with the prospect of being torn apart every time we leave our homes and waking up a zombie. But there’s something thrilling about vicariously experiencing a complete breakdown of society. Watching Paul roam the deserted streets for canned food at a Seven Eleven. Viewing the wreckage of cars and stores. It’s fascinating to experience something so different from our organized and regulated world. And there’s nothing like a good zombie story to make you appreciate every little convenience in your own life.

The bottom line: for fans of zombie horror, this is a quick, engaging read that you will enjoy.

Time Travel Trio

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I’ve always been fascinated by time travel. Ever since watching Back to the Future when I was too young to understand most of it, I was intrigued by the idea of going back to a time before I was born. The world seems larger than any of us can comprehend, and even the stories of a great-grandparent seem foreign to a grandchild. Imagine if we could travel back hundreds or thousands of years. Would we recognize the world?

Is “time” a dimension? Is it something we can learn to control? Is time constant, or can it vary? What about the idea that if we can speed up fast enough, time around us will slow down?

Then there are elements humans experience. The expression “time flies when you’re having fun” and the feeling of déjà vu. Did you ever experience a week that took about a month to end? Or have you ever lost track of an hour in a blink? Why do we experience déjà vu? Have we actually lived our lives before? While we traditionally think of time as linear, many cultures consider it cyclical, believing that patterns in time repeat over and again. Could this explain déjà vu?

The closest thing we have to widespread time travel is fiction: books, movies, plays, and even video games. These media have the ability to transport us back in time—at least partially—to imagine new ways of life.

Enter my latest work: For Whom My Heart Beats Eternal (and other tales). This was originally published with a small press as a romance ebook. I’ve reacquired the rights to it so that I can publish it in paperbook as well as ebook format. I’ve toned down the romantic elements, making it appropriate for any age from young adult and upward. The novella examines the concept of destiny. Anna, a graduate student, has been working with an elderly professor on discovering (or “inventing,” as they like to argue about) time travel. When a rival professor threatens their research, Anna is accidentally sent back in time—forty years earlier when her elderly professor is exactly her age. And the two find they have much in common… almost as if they are soul mates.

The work contains two other stories. “Suicide Watch” follows the tragic tale of Matt Mitchell. He discovers an unguarded time machine just hours after having a terrible fight with the love of his life. Determined to save his relationship and win back what was supposed to be his fiancée, he takes the machine for a spin in an effort to stop himself from having the fight in the first place. But Matt learns that time travel is not as simple as he thought. “Toward Every Future’s Past” examines the concept of time as a cycle, incorporating the idea of déjà vu and asking readers to consider whether we’ve “been here before.”

While the book has strong science fiction themes, it focuses mostly on human beings as they explore their human conditions, and I hope that readers can find a little slice of themselves in one of the tales. I hope readers find the idea of time travel as intriguing as I do, and that the concepts examined in the stories stay with them long after reading.

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This episode of Remy’s story comes to us from Cathy MacKenzie. Check out her three books of short stories available on Smashwords for only $1.99 and $0.99. https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/camack.There you can read the first story in each book for free. However, the stories are all different, so the sample stories may not be a true representation of the other stories.

Next week’s chapter will be written by Deborah Dera. Deborah traditionally ghostwrites articles and stories but is in the process of finishing up her first eBook to be released on the Kindle platform later this month. Keep your eyes peeled!

The Spot Writers’ blogs appear at the end of this story. Don’t forget to check them out.

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CHAPTER 11

“Jeremy?”

“Yes, Jeremy.” Remy sighed. Why’s my life so difficult?

“Who’s Jeremy?”

“Oh, jeepers. I forgot. You’ve been out sick.”

“You mean you have someone else besides Sam?”

“Irene! I don’t have Sam. And it’s not Sam. It’s Doctor Kendrick.”

“Okay, then. Let’s forget Sam – er, Doctor Kendrick. So, tell me. Who’s this Jeremy?”

“Oh, Irene. It’s complicated. Not sure I really want to talk about it.”

Irene glanced at her watch. “Come on. We have a few more minutes before the boss returns. Tell me.”

Remy proceeded to fill Irene in on what she had missed.

“Well, I think you should give him a chance. He sounds like a hunk.”

“He is. But I’m not sure. All that stuff with Barbara. And her being pregnant. That’s the worst. I couldn’t deal falling in love with someone who has a pregnant girlfriend, ex or not.”

“So, you have your date tonight. Feel him out.”

“Oh, Irene. I made that up. I don’t really have a date with him. When I left home this morning, he was there waiting, like he was stalking me or something. He said he’d stop by tonight.”

“Talk to him then. Find out more about this Barbara character.” Irene paused and stared out the window. “You know, she could be making all that up. Maybe she’s not even pregnant at all. What if she’s just doing whatever she can to get him back?”

It was Remy’s turn to pause. She stared out the window as Irene had done, wondering if she might discover some sort of answer. It seemed Irene had come up with a revelation from the great outdoors.

Remy sighed once more. No revelation for her. She did have to agree with Irene. Perhaps Barbara was making up stories to get back with Jeremy.

“Well, I’m going to lunch,” Remy said. “I have a couple of errands to run.”

Remy hated to lie, but she was entitled to a lunch break, even though the office closed at three on Saturdays. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

“Fine,” Irene said, before turning to her computer. Remy didn’t appreciate her tone of voice. Irene was a co-worker, not a friend. She wasn’t entitled to know everything about her life. Remy already regretted telling her as much as she had.

Remy had just unlocked the door to her car when her cell phone rang. It was Alison.

“Hey, busy?”

“No, I’m good. On lunch.” Remy donned her sunglasses after getting into the car.

“Sarah and I are going to the show tonight. You’re still coming, right?”

“Oh, yeah, I forgot we were going out.”

“Can’t miss Johnny Depp. He’s your fav, remember? Besides, we want to hear what happened with Jeremy. I tried you last night. You never called back.”

“Yeah, sorry. I was tired. Went to bed early.” Maybe the movie will cheer me up, she thought, even though the pirates’ movies are getting a bit old. But what about Jeremy? I don’t owe him anything. We don’t have a date, that’s for sure. I don’t want a date, truth be known.

“I’ll drive tonight. Pick you up at six, okay?”

“Sounds good,” Remy said.

Remy had barely disconnected from Alison, when the phone rang again.

“Unknown caller” flashed on the screen.

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The Spot Writers- our members:

 

Catherine A. MacKenzie

http://writingwicket.wordpress.com/wicker-chitter/

 

Jessica Degarmo

http://www.jessicadegarmo.com/

 

RC Bonitz

http://www.rcbonitz.com

 

Val Muller

https://valmuller.com/blog

 

Deborah Dera

http://www.deborahdera.com

 

Today I’m welcoming Lola, star of the novel It’s Just Lola by author Dixiane Hallaj. You can learn more at www.itsjustlola.com. Everyone in the Northern Virginia area is welcome to attend the book release party on Friday, September 7th from 7-9 p.m. at Around the Block Books (120 Hatcher Ave, Purcellville).

Welcome, Lola, and thanks for stopping by my blog.  Without giving away too much, can you tell us a bit about your life?

Thank you for inviting me, Val.  This is my first visit to a blog and I am excited.  I find many things about today’s world exciting—especially living as a fictitious character between the covers of a book (and the bewildering circuits of an ebook).

Born in 1894 on my father’s vast Peruvian plantation, I was the youngest of seven sisters.  My mother died when I was very young, and my father married a woman who became the wicked stepmother of the stories.  When I was thirteen, a young handsome man convinced me he wanted to marry me.  I had led a very sheltered life and I trusted him.  It doesn’t take much imagination to guess what happened next.  My father, raised in the Victorian Era with its strict moral code and the idea that protecting the family honor was his sacred duty, disowned me and I was introduced to the real world in all its ugliness.

I had been designing and sewing clothes since I was old enough to hold a needle.  Think about it—a house with seven girls all wanting the latest fashion, and the sewing machine hadn’t been invented.  Those skills saved my life more than once.  More than anything, I wanted a family life with a loving husband who respected me and treated me as a partner in life’s journey.

What was the most frightening experience for you?  How did this influence your life?

That’s a tough question.  I’ve had so many frightening experiences that it’s hard to choose.  Maybe traveling by sea from Chile to Peru during a British blockade with German U-boats cruising around during World War I was the most frightening.  The knowledge that I couldn’t see the danger made it terrifying.

What compelled you to tell your story to your daughter?  Are you glad you did?  How do you feel about your story being made public?

I was so sick, I was sure I would die before morning.  It started with an urge to confess and admit the sins and mistakes I’d made in life, but as I talked, I really wanted my daughter to understand.  I wanted her to see me as a young girl and understand why I acted as I did.  Maybe I was delirious from the fever, but I had the idea that I couldn’t leave this earth without someone telling me that I had done the best I could at the time.

The next morning, I was humiliated that my daughter knew of my shame.  I swore her to silence and continued to live in fear of her saying something that would let her sister know she was illegitimate.  I gave up so much to keep that secret.  If the story had been made public at that time, I would have been devastated; I might even have taken my own life.

The world has changed a lot since then, although some things apparently never change.  Today women can read my story without condemning me.  Each one of them will see some of her own problems reflected in my story, and I hope they will take from it the message that however hopeless things may look, never give up—and never stop loving.

Tell us about your granddaughter.  I understand she’s the author of your story.

I remember Dixie as a rather frail youngster.  She was the only one of my many grandchildren and great-grandchildren that I allowed near my precious player piano.  I only really got to know her through our conversations as she was writing, but I’m pleased with the way she turned out.  It’s hard to realize that she has grandchildren of her own now.  The funny thing is that as a character in a book that ends when I’m only 34, I’ll always be younger than she is.

What other works has she written?

In addition to her academic writing, she has published a children’s story, “A Game of Peace,” and two other novels, Born a Refugee, and Refugee Without Refuge.  They are about a Palestinian family living in a refugee camp in the Occupied Territories.  The focus of the novels is on the family holding together under very harsh conditions.  I guess we all have that in common—the love of family.  You can find out more about these books on her website http://www.hallajs.com. Both books have some really great reader reviews on Amazon.

Where can readers find out more about you?

I have my own website http://www.itsjustlola.com and I even have my own email where I can answer readers’ questions.  The book about me, It’s Just Lola, has just been released and is available on Amazon, but the official launch will be September 7, 2012 at Around the Block Books in Purcellville, Virginia.  They’re having a party with door prizes and everything.  My granddaughter will be signing books, but I won’t be able to attend in person.

Thank you so much, Val, for asking me to be on your blog.  I had a lot of fun telling people more about myself.

Book Trailer

This is the second book in a trilogy, and I read this book about a year after I read the first one. I remember having liked the first one, but I didn’t go back and review the plot. That said, it took me until about page 30 to remember everything that had happened. Then it all came back. The trilogy is a middle-grade/young adult fantasy following Calwyn, a chanter who escapes her home in the icy mountains and discovers an entire world—a troubled one—that needs her help. In this installment, Calwyn and her diverse group of friends (some have the gift of chantment; others are good at sailing, others at navigating the desert or healing) are on a quest to rescue chanters from dire living conditions. In this world, chanters (who use song to control the world) are feared in society and exploited by those with evil intentions.

But aside from the main quest, there are plenty of subplots to keep things interesting. At the end of the first book, Calwyn’s love interest, Darrow, has left her. Though they seemed—at times—perfect for one another, Darrow never fully opened up to her. In this second book, Darrow is still missing, and Calwyn wishes he would return. She thinks of him when her quest becomes difficult or lonely. At times, imagining what Darrow would do in a situation even provides her strength. To keep up the suspense, the author provides some of the chapters through Darrow’s perspective. He is returning from his own journey, and he thinks about Calwyn, too. He is disappointed when she isn’t waiting for him at home. I enjoyed the alternating perspectives, especially because I learned much about Darrow’s troubled childhood and his motivations for acting so unpredictable (I won’t spoil this, as it is revealed slowly throughout the novel). That said, I was disappointed when they finally did reunite. While they definitely helped each other as far as the quest was concerned, their romance seemed short-lived and fizzled when Darrow would not open up to Calwyn, hiding elements of his past from her. The spark that each of them imagined never manifested in reality.

Aside from the innocent romance, I enjoyed the underlying themes and the diversity of characters. For example, some of the characters were raised along the sea or in the forest, while others grew up in the desert. When they encounter desert or water, the characters show interesting opinions on what is scary versus desirable in life—and as you can imagine, their views differ. This helps to stress the reason so many of the factions in their world are at war. In the end, it turns out all everyone needed was a little dose of understanding. Still, although the external conflicts are resolved for the time being, Calwyn experiences her own troubles. She has been discovering slowly that she has a talent for many gifts of chantment (chanters can normally only sing one kind of chantment). In the first book, an evil man had been traveling the globe in an effort to learn all the types of songs, fulfilling a prophesy that someone would eventually become the “singer of all songs” and wield great power. Many of the characters hint that Calwyn is on her way to become this singer, and the implications disturb her greatly. There is also a question over whether the villain was actually killed in book one—a question left to be answered in the final installment. I won’t give away anything else about this conflict as it seems to be the most important part of the story.

From a writer’s point of view, I enjoyed the alternating viewpoints and the use of interpersonal conflicts to mirror global ones. I would have liked just a bit more imagery to describe some of the settings, though I thought the desert was particularly well described.

The bottom line: This is a fun read for a middle-grade or young adult lover of fantasy.

This episode of Remy’s story comes to us from Val Muller. Check out her sweet romance novella, For Whom My Heart Beats Eternal, and her middle-grade mystery series, Corgi Capers. Find out more at valm16.sg-host.com

Next week’s piece comes from Cathy MacKenzie. Check out her three books of short stories available on Smashwords for only $1.99 and $0.99. https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/camack.There you can read the first story in each book for free. However, the stories are all different, so the sample stories aren’t a true representation of the other stories.

The Spot Writers’ blogs appear at the end of this story. Don’t forget to check them out.

Chapter 10

Somehow, word of Remy’s night with Dr. Kendrick had made it to Irene. Remy could tell as soon as she stepped into the office. She pretended not to notice Irene’s smirks and sat at her desk, taking a sudden, intense interest in cleaning out her email box. Irene brought over a patient’s folder, taking extra time to set it in front of Remy, extra time to try for eye contact.

But Remy didn’t look up. She pretended not to notice. Irene returned again with another folder—and again, the same intense stare. She seemed to be bringing everything over piecemeal this morning. A patient’s chart. A pen. A piece of discarded mail. Not her usual efficient self. Remy wondered how long she’d be able to avoid the inevitable. She’d never been able to hide things from Irene, and it was only a matter of time.

She finally broke at lunch.

“Alright,” Remy said after locking the door to the office. Dr. Kendrick had gone out for a burger, leaving the two assistants alone, but Remy didn’t want to take any chances. “What’s the smirk all about?”

Irene grinned. “You tell me, Miss I’m-dating-the-boss.”

Remy blushed. “We’re not dating,” she said. For a moment, she couldn’t help but smile.

“That’s not what I heard.”

“Wait.” Remy’s smile faded, and her vision narrowed. “First of all, who told you we were dating?”

Irene shrugged, an over-exaggerated gesture indicting Dr. Kendrick’s office.

“What did he tell you?”

“Just that you two had a hot date at Banjo Dan’s.”

“It wasn’t a hot date,” Remy muttered.

“I heard there were drinks involved.”

Remy scowled. “What else did he tell you?”

“That’s all,” Irene said. “He wouldn’t get into details. But from what he said, it seems like you had quite the night out.”

“What?” Remy knew it was a mistake to date the boss. No. They weren’t dating. They’d just gone out for drinks. And Remy had been upset. And she’d refused Sam’s offer to spend the night. No, not Sam. Dr. Kendrick. Dr. Kendrick, her boss.

Irene smirked. “I think it’s smart.”

“What is?”

“Dating the boss. I mean, you’ve seen his car, right? And I wonder what his house is like. Do you know?” she teased. “Does he have like a million bathrooms and granite counters?”

“No! I didn’t go home with him. Is that what he said?”

Irene raised an eyebrow.

“He did, didn’t he?”

“Not in so many words.”

“Irene, I didn’t go home with him.”

“Well I don’t see why not.”

Remy crossed her arms. “Because.”

“Because why?”

Remy searched for the answer. Why hadn’t she? She’d been terrified of her mysterious stalker, and annoyed at Jeremy for—for what? For having a relationship before he met her? Why did Jeremy bother her so much? She barely knew him. What was it about him that got under her skin? And why hadn’t she gone home with Dr. Kendrick? He had a guest room. He would have let her sleep there. He wouldn’t have bothered her; she knew that deep down. So why did she refuse? Because he was her boss? Because he bought her dinner and drinks? Because he offered to check her apartment for intruders? Because he offered to protect her from a crazy stalker? Why?

“Because why?” Irene asked again.

And the answer came quickly, blurted before Remy could even stop herself. “Because I’m seeing someone else. We have plans after work today.”

“Who?” Irene asked.

But before she had even finished asking, Remy was blurting the answer. “Jeremy.”

 

The Spot Writers- our members:

Catherine A. MacKenzie

http://writingwicket.wordpress.com/wicker-chitter/

Jessica Degarmo

http://www.jessicadegarmo.com/

RC Bonitz

http://www.rcbonitz.com

Val Muller

https://valmuller.com/blog

Deborah Dera

http://www.deborahdera.com

 

This is the first book in a series, a middle-grade fantasy novel following the life of Tal, a boy who wakes to find his whole world changed. His father is missing and presumed dead, his mother is gravely sick, and his two siblings depend on him. But with his father missing, his family is in need of a Sunstone, a magical stone that provides light and warmth to the family, and allows them entrance to a forbidden part of his world, which consists of a castle of seven towers. But everything seems to have turned against Tal: his cousins are indifferent at best, one of the authority figures does everything in his power to ruin Tal’s chance for success, and Tal’s siblings are too young to be of help.

For a middle-grade reader, this book is a “gateway” novel to the world of fantasy. With sunstones and magic shadows that change shape in helpful and sinister ways, to magic involving light and sound, to a caste system with more hidden beneath the surface than Tal could ever expect, the author establishes a new and intriguing world.

This first book focuses on Tal’s attempts to secure a new Sunstone for the family. He tries to win it, but when his talent is foiled by the evil Sushin. Tal even ignores protocol and tries to secure a Sunstone from the Empress, with disastrous results. Finally, Tal finds the Icecarls, a group of people he had never heard of—non-magical people who live on the ice. They, too, are in search of a Sunstone, and they assign Tal to work with Milla, an antagonistic girl on her way to become a Shield Maiden—whose primarily goal seems to be killing Tal! Here, Tal is challenged by his inability to use his magic or his protective shadow and must use courage the way the warrior-like Milla does. They confront extreme cold, darkness, and giant beasts called Merwin.

I won’t ruin the ending. I’ll only say that it was a quick read that establishes an interesting world and, for young readers of fantasy, is an intriguing start to what promises to be a compelling series.

This episode of Remy’s story comes to us from RC Bonitz, author of A LITTLE BIT OF BLACKMAIL and A BLANKET FOR HER HEART, both available from Amazon or B&N. He’s looking forward to the release of A LITTLE BIT OF BABY November 3.

Next week’s Chapter will be written by Val Muller. Check out her spicy romance novella, For Whom My Heart Beats Eternal, and her middle-grade mystery series, Corgi Capers. Find out more at valm16.sg-host.com

The Spot Writers’ blogs appear at the end of this story. Don’t forget to check them out.

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Ambushed

What to do? Remy retreated to the kitchen and downed the dregs of her morning coffee. Yuck, it was cold. She put the cup down and tried to steady her fidgety hands. The clock said it was time to go to work, but how could she? Okay, so what was the big to do? She had to face the man and she would. On her own terms. When she wanted to.

Stop stalling, she told herself. You’d think this guy was something special. As if it mattered what he thought of her. What she thought of him. Why was he sitting on her doorstep like that? He liked her? Well, obviously he did, but what about Barbara? And his child? His child!

Okay, that was it. Remy picked up her purse again and started for the door. A brilliant thought struck her. She didn’t have to get to work exactly on time every day. She was never late. Dr. Kendrick would be mad, but she deserved a little slack at least once. Jeremy wanted to block her doorway with his butt? Well, he could block a little longer.

She put down her jacket and meandered into the bathroom. Her makeup wasn’t quite perfect yet. And another little brushing wouldn’t hurt her hair. Did her nails need a touch up too? Pulling the brush through her hair, her stomach tightened. Conscience, darn she was supposed to get to work on time. Darn you Jeremy. You’re making me do things I don’t like to do.

Grabbing her purse and jacket again, she strode to the door, and threw it open. “What do you want?”

Startled, Jeremy looked up and grinned. “I want to talk to you.”

“We have nothing to talk about.”

His grin died. “I want to explain. Why are you so upset?”

“You tried to trap me in my condo. I’m not upset- I’m mad.” She hated being nasty, but she had to be so he’d leave her alone. If he didn’t she’d be in big trouble.

“I’m sorry. You don’t have to talk to me right now. I just—”

“Good. I have to go to work.” Remy tried to step past him, but he didn’t move. “If you don’t mind?”

Jeremy gave her the most forlorn look, then got to his feet, and stepped aside. “When can I see you?”

She almost said something like, ‘you can wait ’til doomsday’, but somehow that’s not what came out. Instead, she said, “I don’t know.” The words didn’t even have much snap to them. Darn, what was wrong with her?

“Listen,” he said, sounding almost desperate, “I’ll stop by tonight, after work.”

She charged past him and headed for her car. She should have told him not to bother, but she hadn’t. Well, she could tell him after work.

 

The Spot Writers- our members:

Catherine A. MacKenzie

http://writingwicket.wordpress.com/wicker-chitter/

Jessica Degarmo

http://www.jessicadegarmo.com/

RC Bonitz

http://www.rcbonitz.com

Val Muller

https://valmuller.com/blog

Deborah Dera

http://www.deborahdera.com

Tonia Brown’s short stories have appeared in a variety of anthologies. She has cranked out several books, including Lucky Stiff: Memoirs of an Undead Lover, Badass Zombie Road Trip, Skin Trade, and the erotic steampunk series Clockworks and Corsets. Tonia lives in North Carolina with her genius husband and an ever fluctuating number of cats. When not writing she raises unicorns and fights crime with her husband under the code names “Dr. Weird and his sexy sidekick Butternut.”

 

You can learn more about her and her pen name, Regina Riley, at: www.thebackseatwriter.com

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How to Write a Novel

Or

How to Lose Friends and Alienate Yourself

by Tonia Brown

 

In my brief career I have penned nine novels (Some of which may never see the light of day, praise Eris!) eight novellas (yes there is a difference between a novel and novella.) and a crap ton of short stories. In all of my time as an author, I get asked a lot of questions. Where do you get your ideas? How do you find the time to write? Where do you start? How do you finish? None of these questions are easy to answer. (Save for the first one: I get my ideas from a jar of pickled pig brains I bought off the internet. Whenever I’m ready to start a new novel, I shake up the jar, ask for a new idea and the pig brains shoot the plot into my mind via telepathy. True story!)

Writing a novel is no easy task—otherwise everyone would do it. Now, I know it seems as if it is that way sometimes. Just log into your friendly local social network and you’ll find folks posting left and right about the book they are working on, or the research they are doing for a new book, or how the book they are writing is causing them so much internal conflict because isn’t it oh so hard to kill off a main character? The truth is, for every ten folks who say they are writing a novel, perhaps one of them has got as far as plotting it, one in twenty are past the first chapter, one in fifty are nearing anything like the halfway point, while the rest are all just blowing hot air about their progress, or never started or simply gave up a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Why? Because while I am here to attest that writing a novel is hard, for some strange reason there are folks out there who seem to think it is as simple as breathing. And by all rights it should be! I mean, think about it: you sit around on your rump, throwing back beers and stuffing your gob with pizza while pounding away at the keyboard for x number of hours until, viola! A book comes out of the other end of the computer. Easy peasy, call me Wheezy.

But, as we all well know, nothing comes easy. (Except for teenage boys.) For those of us who have actually written a book, we can all agree that while the previous description is pretty dead on about the beer and pizza, it is sorely lacking three other things; blood, sweat and tears. (And I ain’t just talking about the band, though they do make some good music!) Most folks who sit down to write that Great American Novel find they either don’t like the smell of sweat, can’t stand the sight of blood, or aren’t the crying kind of person.

Whenever someone flat out asks me how to write a book, my first answer is to read. A lot. It may sound like a stupid thing to suggest, but I find the majority of folks who approach me, all hot to write a masterpiece, don’t read at all! If you don’t read, how can you write? It’s like wanting to become a pie maker, but you don’t eat pies. Or a scientist but you won’t do science. Or a prostitute but you won’t have sex.

The art and craft of writing lies in the shared experience of the story. (The art and craft of writing should not to be confused with the arts and crafts of writing, which is a whole different thing—with lots of yarn and glue and glitter.) If you never partake in someone else’s story, then how can you expect to share your own effectively? Besides, well written books are like instruction manuals on how to write. Reading a good book is the equivalent of a free writing course.

The second thing I always warn folks of is a novel takes dedication. I’m always hearing folks say how they would like to write but they can’t find the time. If you want to write you will make time. Turn the television off. Put down the phone. Get off the internet. (I don’t mean get off on the internet, I mean shut down your browser, you pervert!) Anything worth doing is worth doing well, and that requires dedication. Make writing a priority and you will find time for it. Set a personal word goal every day and try to reach it, no matter what. Even one thousand words a night is nothing to sneeze at. If you can write one thousand words a night, you’ll have a good sized novella in a month, and a decent sized novel in less than three.

Make time to make it happen, and it will happen.

On that note, the last thing to remember is that writing takes time. No matter how talented you are, you aren’t going to just squat a novel out in a few days, ready to read! Writing, like any other art, is time consuming. My personal output varies from a few months to a few years, just depending on the novel in question. Yes, it is true that I wrote Lucky Stiff in fifty six days, from beginning to end, with very little need for fine-tuning. Ninety-seven thousand words dropped out of my brain in fifty six days. It was more like taking dictation then writing.

And sometimes it will be like that for you. Sometimes the story will flow like water, coursing through your veins like so much blood. All you have to do is insert razor and let it pour out onto the page.

But sometimes, oh yes those other times it will be more like cutting off an arm and a leg and an ear, then smearing these various body parts across the blank page only to find you should have smeared left instead of right and now you have to start all over again! Thank the gods you have two arms!

The trick is to be patient and move at the story’s pace. Calm down and let the story tell itself. You can only control so much of the process, the rest is a natural ebb and flow of creativity. Today you write five thousand words, tomorrow you write three. Not three thousand, just three. Don’t fret. Go with the flow and the story will be done with the story is done. Not before.

I suppose I could go on and on, but I should probably stop here. I could get into the real nitty-gritty of writing. Of how you will end up cutting yourself off from normal society, locking yourself up for weeks at a time, pounding away at the keyboard like a frustrated donkey on crack until you deliver your baby into the world screaming and crying and covered in blood, most of it yours … but you don’t want to hear about that. Do you?

Write well, and take care.

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 Synopsis for The Cold Beneath:

In the race to the North Pole, who will become the victor, and who will fall to the ravages of the Cold Beneath?

Phillip Syntax is the world’s best biomechanic with a checkered past of betrayal and lost love. When given a chance at redemption by the celebrated soldier Gideon Lightbridge, how can he refuse? This ill-fated expedition turns from daring to disastrous when their airship, the Northern Fancy, crashes in the far and frozen north, leaving the crew stranded without hope.
But that isn’t the worst of it.

One by one the dead crew members arise from the cold ashes to seek the warmth of the living, and it becomes every man for himself in an effort not to join the ranks of the revenants.

 

 

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I chose to read this book after hearing some of my students talk about its unique point of view. This historical fiction novel shows readers the Holocaust from the point of view of a child who doesn’t fully understand it. We might consider the narrator and protagonist to be “special” or “slow.” He operates on a different wavelength than the rest of humanity—ignorant or innocent, depending on your outlook. His names throughout the novel (because the orphan never learned his real name), include “Stopthief” and “Misha.” Other characters refer to him as “runt,” “stupid,” “silly,” “cuckoo” and other names to help provide clues to the reader about Misha’s state of mind vis a vis the rest of society.

Misha (it’s what I’ll call him) reminds me of Isaac Bashevis Singer’s “Gimpel the Fool” in his noble innocence and in the way the reader questions exactly what Misha knows/understands and what he chooses to see beyond. For example, Misha is tiny enough to sneak out of the ghetto, which he does nightly. He returns every night, though, bringing food to his friends and (adoptive) family. When asked why he doesn’t simply run away from the ghetto, Misha admits it’s a question he cannot answer. Like “Gimpel the Fool,” Milkweed never makes it completely clear what Misha’s motives are. Is it complete ignorance? Is it the qualities of an anti-hero? Is it simply innocence that allows him to see the best sides of all people? Neither Gimpel the Fool nor Misha are willing to question much about what they are told. In Milkweed, however, even Misha cannot completely forgive the Nazis, illustrating the horror of their deeds.

When the story begins, Misha admires the “Jackboots,” the Nazis who have been trained to walk in perfect precision with their shiny boots. Misha enjoys well-defined tasks (such as standing at attention), and walking like a Nazi is right up his alley, so their robot-like ways appeal to him. He even tells everyone that he wants to be a Jackboot one day. An orphan, Misha is often asked whether he is a Jew. He does not understand the question: he knows that Jews are people with beards who get to have their naked bodies painted with yellow paint (which he admits sounds fun), or have to use their long beards to mop the sidewalk while a crowd of onlookers laughs. More than once, Misha comments that he is not a Jew—and is glad he is not one. His simple innocence is not his personal judgment of Jews; rather, it is a reflection of the stereotypical beliefs of the time period. Instead, he tells everyone he is a Gypsy. At one point, a friend makes up a cover story for him, complete with details about Misha’s siblings, parents, grandparents, and family history. Misha loves adopting this identity, reciting the story to himself and others almost to the point of obsession. He also “adopts” a sister, whom he coaches in the ways of sneaking and stealing. Though it’s a novel about the Holocaust, it’s also Misha’s own search for an identity. As he grows, he realizes the Jackboots are not what he thought, and he decides he hates them. In the end, we are left with the story of Misha as an adult, though the ending comes quickly and glosses over much of Misha’s life. I won’t give away the details, but it’s this last part that, for me, solidifies the connection to “Gimpel the Fool.”

From a writer’s perspective, I enjoyed the book’s unique point of view. The naïve viewpoint is an interesting perspective to examine the difficult topic of the Holocaust. Though it does cause a sort of distance between the narrator and the reader (the same way I felt when reading “Gimpel the Fool”), it allows for insight through repeated motifs that bring meaning to the story. For example, Misha synthesizes people’s beliefs about heaven and life, concluding that there are invisible forces that take away dead bodies (those who have died of starvation or death and are covered with newspapers, only to be gone the next day). He’s also told different ideas about the human soul, such as what happens after death and what part of us lives on. Misha concludes that there are angels all around us, invisible angels. When Misha watches people die, he squints hard, trying to see the angels coming out of their bodies. Such motifs are repeated effectively throughout the novel, making it poignant at times despite the morbid outlook of the rest of the book. At other times, Misha’s viewpoint offers imagery that is gruesome, yet because we only hear it from Misha’s point of view, a younger reader may not entirely understand exactly what it is Misha is describing (I think this makes it more chilling!). It was a fast, engaging read—I read it in a few hours while stuck at the airport one day—that treats the difficult topic of the Holocaust in a new and engaging way.